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Female Force - Stephenie Meyer

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... or, All About A Female With No Force




You may have heard about this truly awful comic book in the past - it was part of a four-comic cycle that Bluewater Productions put out about the Twilight author and actors. Who are Bluewater Productions? Well, they are a comic book company who put out two kinds of comic books:

  1. Schlock like Vincent Price Presents, Wrath of the Titans, and cash-ins on already-existing not-really-franchises.
  2. Fawning one-off comics about popular celebrities and political figures.


Obviously this is part of the latter category, in their Female Force line. And to give you an idea of how shitty those comics are, they include crappy comics about Sarah Palin (no, they are NOT kidding), Michelle Obama (because nothing says "strong woman" like marrying into a position!), Carla Bruni Sarkozy (ditto), Ruth Handler (let's make a creepy doll that will make girls hate their bodies!), Rosie O'Donnell (NO NO NO NO!) and... well, you get the idea. They also have comics about Justin Bieber, Glee, Lady Gaga, and lots of other famous-for-the-moment people... including the cast of the Twilightmovies.

So obviously the bar is not set high. The art is mediocre at best, the writing is breathlessly fannish, and it just basically recycles the most mundane factoids that they could scrape from magazines.

So, without further ado....



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