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Sad to die, glad to know none of you will live either

Ah no

All of the homo

Am i the only one who gives a shit about the rules

Angry dance

Angry jen

Angry mob - simpsons

Anti-hate-shields

Anyone not hear that

Applause - david tennant

Art - wolverine

Attention whore

Bad things should happen to you

Beat My Head

Blood explosion extraordinaire

Blow up this dead body

Booze cabinet

Bored agreement

Boring me to death

Bouncing on a chair

Bra-vo

Brilliant

Buffy twirl

Bullshit

Burning books - blackbooks

Butthurt spongebob

Calm down and visualize

Calm down the world is not ending

Can't unsee

Cannot unsee

Chris hansen

Cockblock

Coffee Time - Fry

Concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us

Condoms

Confusion

Constant harassment of the female gender

Conversation hearts chalky unpleasant

Cool mom

Copious amounts of alcohol

Courageous juice

Crossing fingers

Crying giant alice

Crying in the shower

Crying robin hood

Crying under desk

Daenarys - raise a hand last time

Dance felicia day

Dave grohl hair

Dave grohl in drag

David tennant raining

Denholm suicide

Derp derp derp

Derpfaces

Destiny comes for us all

Dick dick dick

Die bitch please die

Disbelief - totoro

Do I look like I give a shit about this

Do your worst

Don't have this conversation

Don't tell me you're sorry

Dont you dare

Doomed

Drinking a lot

Drinking patsy

Dumb idea found a friend

Edward - morals

Edward sparkling

Embarrassing smooches

English language fail

Epic blush

Even god doesn't want to spend time with her

Everybody hates you

Everyone stop fighting

EXPLAIN - nc

Exploding head

Faaaaaaather - douglas

Facepalm - bowie

Facepalm - germany

Facepalm - sokka

Facepalm owl

Fangirl frothing at the mouth

Flamethrower

Fondue

Fuck yeah

Fuck yes

Fucked up beyond belief

Furious

Futility of life

G-rated rap

Get out

Get over it

Get that nasty shit out of my face

Go lying

Gollum - no friends

Gollum freakout

Gollum freakout2

Gotye somebody

Grohl in drag

Guu dance

Hallelujah

Happy dance

Happy tenth doctor

Have fun being married to satan

Have this conversation later

Have you ever actually met her

He made it sound sleazy

He's a twat

Heart full of rainbows - colbert

Help us - thorin

Here come the offended religious

Homoerotic dance

Hooray people are paying attention to me

Horny as fuck

Horny pants

Horrified covering eyes

Horrified face

Horrified hot fuzz

Horrified reader

Horror computer

How fascinating

How interesting

Huh

Human mattress

Hypnotoad

Hypocrite

I am mad

I am shocked and want details

I am the lizard queen

I can fap to this

I can show you the world

I didn't think it would end this way

I do believe in sluts

I do not want to catch pregnancy

I don't care - thranduil

I don't even care anymore

I don't give a damn - rhett

I don't hate it

I don't know what to do

I don't know what to say

I don't like it

I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money

I don't understand the question and i won't answer it

I don't want it to be illegal so it isn't

I expect that sounded better in your head

I get the bad joke

I got something to say

I have no idea what's going on

I just got all tingly

I just wanna be fucked

I live in my own eyes

I need help

I only feel alive when killing

I regret nothing

I ship it

I volunteer

I was hiding under your porch because i love you

I wasn't listening

I will drink heavily and shout at you

I wish bad things

I wonder if it's loaded

I'll kill you

I'm a lead farmer motherfucker

I'm an emotionally compromised teenage girl

I'm dark and brutal

I'm gonna die that's the worst part

I'm gonna kill myself

I'm gonna shoot somebody

I'm not even going to mention the ball gag

I'm on drugs

I'm outraged

I'm patient, i'll wait

I'm shocked shocked

I'm speeding

I'm surrounded by idiots

I've lost my train of thought

If i could breathe i would vomit

If I ever say that, I'm having a panic attack

If you can't say anything nice

If you type google into google

Impotence joke

Inactivity

Inside voice

Is she a mean girl or a normal girl

Is she getting the news from satan

Is this a kissing book

It is somewhat stimulating

It rhymes with grape 2

It rhymes with grape

It's the eye of the tiger

It's what's inside he can't stand

Jacking off sag trophy

Judgey judge

Judgeyjudge

Kanye-west - genius

Keep your mouth shut

Kill it - shaun of the dead

Kill it with fire

Kiss my ass

Kissing booze bottle

Kissykissy

Kuriboh song

Laugh and Scream - Psych

Laughing - psych

Laughing avengers

Laughing elves

Laughing loki

Laughing tennant

Laughing

Let me have sex with you

Let me love you

Let's be friends

Level of intimacy

Liar smaug

Like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

Little red riding salem

Lonely loner

Look at me look at me

Look more normal

Lower your expectations - amy poehler

Making out dr who

Mawwiage

Melancholy nonsense

Mewling quim

Mewling quim(2)

Mine seagulls

Mixed feelings

Mmmm

Mocking elves

Mount doom 1

Mount doom 2

My eyes

My heart hurts

My nipples explode with delight

Narcissist woes

Never!

Nobody cares

None of us are that cool or interesting

Nooo

Not impressed

Not today peasant

Now kiss

Obsessed with computer

Of the porno variety

Oh give the man a medal

Oh hell no

Oh stop it

Oh yes - david tennant

Oh yes - loki

Oh, hell no!

Oh, hell no!

Ohhhhh realization

Ohhhhhh

Ooh i'm the bad guy

Oui kitten

Oxygen thief

Pay attention to me

Peasants eng

Penis pottery

Penis size jokes

Penis yell

People are bastards

People what a bunch of bastards

Perverted uncle

Pessimism

Picarddancing

Please stop

Police state

Porn porn porn

Psycho stabbing 2

Psycho stabbing

Puking rainbows - gf

Rage - darkman

Rage - grohl

Read a book

Rimshot hiddleston

Rolling with the homies

Sad dipper

Sad to die, glad to know none of you will live

Salem - evil laugh2

Salem - evil laughter3

Salem - loser

Salem - scream

Salem - sherlock

Salem - welcome to sadness

Sarcastic applause

Sarcastic blackadder

Scared and horny

Screaming and scuttling

Screaming dave grohl

Screaming in horror

Screaming muppet

Screaming olive

Screaming simpsons

Screaming

Secret signal to shut up

Sex = death

Sexism on girls

Sexy jemaine dance

Sexyvampirebite

She's a genius

Sherlock and watson laughing

Sherlock laughing

Shock me with that deviant behavior

Shut up all of you i'm dying

Shut up and take my money

Shut up

Shut your whore mouth

Silly computer work

Silly face

Slap - robin hood

Slap hysterical woman - airplane

Slap you in the face

Slap

Smallest violin

Smirk - loki

So we kill ourselves

Spock eyebrow

Sports ennui

Squawking about how dangerous

Squirrel dogs

Stabbing

Step aside bitches

Stop breaking the law

Stop talking

Stupid sexy flanders

Subtext buttsex

Super sniffer

Surprise elbow face

Surprised spock

Swearing

Swearing

Tada

Tell meeeeeee

That don't make no sense

That makes me feel angry

That's a pedophile

That's gangsta love

The end

The real story of edginess

The rock toy sex

This guy makes no sense

This makes me want to weep and then die

This may require me to be sociable

Throttling xena

Throwing up

Timb bomb

Tiny brain

Tommy wiseau1

Tommy wiseau2

Tommy wiseau3

Tommy wiseau3

Tommy wiseau4

Touch all the buttons

Troo wuv

Uglier than a chipmunk's ass

Uh-huh cillian murphy

Uhhhhh

Ummm

Ummmm no

Unacceptable

Uninteresting

Unsexy kiss

Useless

Vagina makes men uncomfortable

Vomiting blood

Wait for iiiittttt

Washing eyes

Ways of the secular flesh

We are gonna bang

We did it - scotty

We have to get you laid

We judge

We must starve

We wasn't talking to you

We're all bored

We're gonna bang

We're not worthy

Weakling

What a strange person

What did you think you were saying

What does it mean

What i'd rather listen to - being shot in the face

What the fuck is happening

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger

When you look this good you don't have to know anything

Where's that rat's ass

White coats

Whore - arrested development

Why don't we have both

Why don't you kill yourselves

Why must life be so hard

Why Would You Do That To Catbug

Why would you do that

Whyyyyy

Wiping tears with money - zombieland

Women don't want to talk to you because they're intimidated

Wonderful things in the world

Worst person in the world

Worst thing I did

Wrong wrong wrong wrong

Yawn - walken

Yay to not telling the truth

Yeah wait what

Yes it does

You are a good person

You are kidding me

You are the opposite of batman

You better be playing

You crazy bitch whore

You deserve to die

You don't know how hard it is to be this hot

You keep using that word

You Know That's Right

You know what happens to me in jail

You lower the iq of the street

You need a good death

You should have let me sleep

You sit on a throne of lies

You will get through this

You will worship me

You're a liar

You're drooling

You're not terribly important

You're not very bright

You've chosen wisely

Yuck

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