Gillian Key II: Return of the Moist Netherbits
Since Talia Gryphon already established that her Sue can't boink one of her vampire bishies for a year, she's filled up a bunch of basically unrelated short stories masquerading as a novel. As usual, it's following a tiny psychotic pseudosoldier as she charges around various countries making everything worse.
Why yes, it does make me wish for the sweet release of death.
Worst part? This is the best book of the series.
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