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... I AM NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE THIS SERIES!

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I was so proud of myself for reaching the midpoint of the series, and preparing to do the plunge... and then Stephenie Meyer has to produce ANOTHER crappy retelling of Twilight. And unlike Midnight Sun, this one is full-length. This time, the gimmick is: What if Bella was a boy, and Edward was a girl? And what if they had the name of antebellum senior citizens?

Don't worry, I'm sure this will also be horribly sexist. And repetitive. Yes, Smeyer intends this as a big fuck-you to everyone who said she wrote sexist drivel, but she only ends up proving they were right.... and that she can't write anything but the same book over and over.



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