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Lord of the Rings needed more Suey hobbits, sugary love interests and COMETS OF DEATH


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So this is basically Lord of the Rings, Dennis McKiernan style. Unfortunately, copying various things that were in the book doesn't make your book even nearly as good - the hero is wimpy, the action is strange, the moral messages make you want to stick a fork in your head, and the poetry is horrendous. Admittedly this was some of McKiernan's earliest work, but come on.

NOTE: these chapters are ridiculously long, so I'm splitting them into three parts apiece.



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