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If the Twilight series didn't seem stupid before, it certainly does now.

The most amazing thing about this guide is that it got pushed back at least twice over the last few years. You would think that this meant they would need to insert more information, and that it would be insightful and interesting, and that Smeyer would at least TRY to spackle over some of the huge mistakes she's made. You would be wrong.

Instead, this is sort of a fan homage/basic guide/hardcopy website/interview book that doesn't reveal much about the series that we didn't know. It's obvious Smeyer didn't take this project seriously, since most of the information can be found online.





  • The Cullen Coven
  • The Cullen Coven - Carlisle Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - Edward Anthony Masen Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - Esme Anne Platt Evenson Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - Rosalie Lillian Hale
  • The Cullen Coven - Emmett McCarty Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - Mary Alice Brandon Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - Jasper Whitlock Hale
  • The Cullen Coven - Isabella Marie Swan Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - Renesmee Carlie Cullen
  • The Cullen Coven - The Cullen Home



  • The Amazon Coven
  • The Amazon Coven - Kachiri
  • The Amazon Coven - Senna
  • The Amazon Coven - Zafrina



  • The Egyptian Coven
  • The Egyptian Coven - Amun
  • The Egyptian Coven - Benjamin
  • The Egyptian Coven - Kebi
  • The Egyptian Coven - Tia


  • The Irish Coven
  • The Irish Coven - Liam
  • The Irish Coven - Maggie
  • The Irish Coven - Siobhan


  • James' Coven
  • James' Coven - James
  • James' Coven - Laurent
  • James' Coven - Victoria


  • The Mexican Coven
  • The Mexican Coven - Lucy
  • The Mexican Coven - Maria
  • The Mexican Coven - Nettie


  • Riley's Coven
  • Riley's Coven - Riley Biers
  • Riley's Coven - Diego
  • Riley's Coven - Fred
  • Riley's Coven - Raoul
  • Riley's Coven - Bree Tanner
  • Riley's Coven - Other Members of Riley's Coven


  • The Romanian Coven
  • The Romanian Coven - Stefan
  • The Romanian Coven - Vladimir




  • Werewolves
  • The Children of the Moon
  • The Quileute Werewolves
  • The Quileute Werewolves - Inheritance
  • The Quileute Werewolves - Physical Characteristics
  • The Quileute Werewolves - Abilities
  • The Quileute Werewolves - Lifestyle and Behavior
  • The Quileute Werewolves - Ancient Quileute History
  • The Quileute Werewolves - History with the Cullens


  • The Black Pack - Jacob Black
  • The Black Pack - Leah Clearwater
  • The Black Pack - Embry Call
  • The Black Pack - Seth Clearwater
  • The Black Pack - Quil Ateara V


  • The Uley Pack - Sam Uley
  • The Uley Pack - Jared Cameron
  • The Uley Pack - Paul Lahote
  • The Uley Pack - Brady Fuller
  • The Uley Pack - Collin Littlesea


  • The Tribe - Billy Black
  • The Tribe - Quil Ateara III
  • The Tribe - Sue Uley Clearwater
  • The Tribe - Emily Young
  • The Tribe - Other Tribe Members


  • Humans (Twilight)
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Charlie Swan
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Renee Higginbotham Dwyer
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Angela Weber
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Mike Newton
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Jessica Stanley
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Ben Cheney
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Tyler Crowley
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Lauren Mallory
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Eric Yorkie
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Teachers at Forks High School
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Other Students at Forks High School
  • Family and Friends of Bella - Other Residents of Forks
  • Residents of Seattle - J. Jenks
  • Residents of Seattle - Max
  • Residents of Brazil


  • Twilight Timeline
  • Key Plot Points - Twilight
  • Key Plot Points - New Moon
  • Key Plot Points - Eclipse
  • Key Plot Points - Breaking Dawn


  • Cars - Carlisle: Mercedes S55 AMG
  • Cars - Edward: Volvo S60R
  • Cars - Edward: Aston Martin V12 Vanquish
  • Cars - Rosalie: BMW M3 Convertible
  • Cars - Emmett: Jeep Wrangler
  • Cars - Alice: Porsch 911 Turbo
  • Cars - Jasper: Ducati 848
  • Cars - Bella: Chevrolet Pick-Up Truck
  • Cars - Bella: Mercedes Guardian
  • Cars - Bella: Ferrari F430
  • Cars - Jacob: Volkswagon Rabbit
  • Cars - Jacob and Bella: Harley Sprint/Honda XL250


  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - Twilight
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - New Moon
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - New Moon Alternatives
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - Eclipse
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - Breaking Dawn Book One
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - Breaking Dawn Book Two
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - Breaking Dawn Book Three
  • The Twilight Saga Playlist - The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner


  • Fan Art Gallery


  • International Cover Gallery


  • Outtakes - Badminton
  • Outtakes - Emmett and the Bear
  • Outtakes - Romeo and Juliet
  • Outtakes - Old Quil
  • Outtakes - Narcotics


  • Frequently Asked Questions
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